So, here's a story!

I bought this truck. Well, my family and I bought this truck, little blue truck. It was a good truck. But it was a standard truck. I did not like driving standard. Nay, I hated driving standard. The truck and I did not get along. We, in fact, sent eachother evil thoughts as I drove. The truck to me, and me to the truck. The truck who had no name because it was so hated by me. So, my mother, being her badass self, decided that we would sell the truck and use the profit to buy a little automatic car. Woo! Well, we put the nameless one on craig's list and no one seemed to be interested. Sad day! But then, amazingly TWO PEOPLE! WOO! And one man was named Jim. I called Jim. Jim worked right by my grandparents (where the truck lives) and came to see the truck. Amazing! Well, he liked it, so we sat down to discuss price and Jim says, "Had you considered a trade!" and we were intrigued, and then Jim said "I HAVE A 2002 JETTA!!!" (well, it wasn't in all caps) and I was like "ZOMG. Dream car, what?" So, his wife brings the beauty over, and I drive her and it's instant love. And amazingly, the jetta is worth EXACTLY what the shitty truck is worth. So. We TRADED.

And now I have my one true love, Ava.

( I love me some Ava, love her too! )

Isn't she GORGEOUS!?!

So.

They keep finding feet washing up on the shores in Canada.

Like, seriously...

Human FEET.

It's a little scary, and a little bit also hilarious.

Last night there were five...and then this morning, there were SIX. At least that one out of sorts foot found his friend.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/canada.feet/index.html

James Wilson.

You are not only a little bitch, but you're in VERY LARGE AMOUNTS OF TROUBLE.

Get your ass back to that hospital and UNBREAK House who apparently would rather be DEAD than have you hate him.

-grumble-

So, for those outside the know, I've been recently employed by a belgian bakery. I'm currently their lunch chef, which means a great deal of fun for me. The pay isn't astounding, but the place has a lot of love, and that really makes up for every penny.

Things I've learned in my first week at the bakery:

1. Soup in the crock pot on low is SCALDING. Do NOT spill it on your thumb(though the resulting 1/2 inch blister bubble is kinda cool).
2. A "butt" sandwhich is a good thing. A very very good thing.
3. You can never have enough stuff premade. If you can do it the day before, do.
4. Don't forget the Tortes in the hot oven. Forget them in the "little" oven.
5. Kyle loves peeled apples as much as he loves Chris.
6. Texas has some crazy laws about tip pooling.
7. Bandanas are again a stylish fashion statement.
8. "The Regulars" get curious when a small blonde college student begins making their food.
9. Standing and walking and moving and chopping and carrying for seven hours strait....ouch.
10. Mexican coke > american coke
11. Toddy's have a shitton of caffine. Do not drink them unless you want your brain and conversely your mouth to run a mile a minute (sorry Nicole)
12. Retired people are pretty freakin sweet.
13. Belgian people are even cooler
14. Every day should start with nutella toast
15. Pumba needs feeding...or she makes a ruckus.

The place is called "Rolling in Thyme and Dough". 's very witty.

but this time, I completely blame tanzensiemit. She's a demon. But I love her.

( This is my verve_challange table )

Welcome to the world Pheobe!!! We've been expecting you!!!



Congrats Stacia!

(yeah, I didn't lj-cut it. Everyone needed to see that beautiful baby!)

So I'm hiding in Nicole's room, and she did this meme so I played too. We both stole it from jediravenclaw Nicole should be studying for a final. Bad ravenclaw.

1. Go to www.flickr.com
2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box
3. Use only the first page
4. Copy the html and paste for the answer.

( a pic meme! )

So maybe I'm a bit southern! Read this and let me know if you call them something different!

( huzzah! a meme! )